Caring Wife :D :D :D

Wife : Jaanu! Aaj tumhari girlfriend night stay karne aa rahi hai…

Maine fridge mein Beer & Fresh Fruits salad banakar rakh diye hain…

Room freshener side table par hai.

Nahane ka soap with line fragrance aur towel bhi rakha hai

Main bachcho ko lekar mummy ke yaha ja rahi hoon, kal shaam tak aaungi.

Program me koi change ho to inform kar dena, main wahin aur din ru...


Issko kehte hain…


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“Mungeri Lal ke Haseen Sapne!!”

Life

“Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!”

- Erick Gray

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“To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.”


- Mahatma Gandhi

Bikes

zindagi bohot kuch sikhati hai,

thoda hasati hai thoda rulati hai, 

khud se jyada kisipe bharosa mat karna

kyoki aadhere me parchaai bhi sath chod jati hai...

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Kahan koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,

Har ek ne dhoka diya kis kisko bhula dete... 

Apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,

Karte bayaan to mehfil ko rula dete....

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Tamaam gum bhul jaane ko ji karta hai,

Ab ek baar muskurane ko ji karta hai.... 

Bahut ji liye yaadon ke sahare,

Ab tere paas aane ko ji karta hai....
 
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