Santa Jokes

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was: 

We make your dreams come true…

Santa: Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Banta: I give up.
Santa: Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music

santa asks banta to bring a pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain
his ideas in such a strange and long way that
another person who is listening to him can’t
understand him. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No.

Banta was repeatedly buying a movie ticket
seller asked why?
Banta: some stupid standing near the door
is tearing my ticket every time.